Here is a list of available Jobs:

Email/Free web space scavenger-  Basically this job requires some poor bastard to surf the net all day making free email accounts, and free web space accounts.  Naturally, you don't get to keep any of these account, turn them over to uploaders, who then use and abuse them until they exist no longer. 

Uploaders- Got any Idea what this job description is?  That's right, uploading.  You will be responsible for taking webspace accounts from the scavengers, and efficiently use the space to infringe on the copyrights of some starving rock star.

Bot Masters- We need a couple of eleet hax0rs to keep our EFnet channel secure.  

SYSOPS- Sysops are responsible for maintaining FTPs.  We only accept Cable+ sysops.

Couriers-  Couriers must be able to supply our uploaders with Pre-release/Tuesday releases.

Artist- My art sucks ass.  We need a couple of kick ass, creative artist that can do any of the following:

• Make 3D images.
• Macro Art.
• Web Images.
• Flash 4 or Drumbeat applications.

Web Developers- Not just HTML, AMP-NET is looking for Database developers.  Cold Fusion or ASP a must.

Group Whore- This fine young lady will be responsible for pleasuring the members.  Qualified candidates are 5'2" - 5'8" , Blonde, slender, obedient, and easy.  Apply in person, an oral test will be give to test your qualifications.  Ladies with braces need not apply.